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i have decided as a discipline to start a blog

and create a new page every day for a few weeks

even when i have nothing to say

see how loudly i say it

NOTHING

!

i used to be a nihilist but now i dont believe in anything

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here is an interesting thing i discovered in my local supermarket

it appears to be just a bar code sticker

but if you examine the back, which is sticky,

it reveals another side to its nature !

front

back

is this the future of spyware ?

learn more about this here

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webdate : unknown

location : unknown

status : crashed on distant planet

now is when the past collides with the future

it seems almost always chaotic

and the best i can do is surf this uneasy interface

driven by the winds of circumstance

swirling and eddying in the currents of change

cast ashore on the reefs of unreason

i must survive as best i can.....

who knows if anyone will ever read this ?

the higher you fly the further to fall

*******

back online with
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holy grail

just my luck....

he went questing and found the holy grail !

i just found this ordinary grail.....

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if god created man in his own image

does that mean that god

is greedy, selfish, savage and ugly ?

i lost my faithful companion Jack

to a brain tumour

he was brave,  noble and strong

and i was the opposite

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the great battle is not between the forces of darkness

and the forces of light

it is surely between the energy and the entropy

and
entropy sucks

bigtime

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remember when we said there was no future ?

well, this is it !

how come half the people who send me email
think i have a very small penis
amd the other half think i cant get it up
tiny as it is..?

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brainwiped

 the last few days i have been feeling decidedly fictional

its as if i have been invented by an author

who immediately developed writers block

here i sit

and he doesnt have the faintest idea what to do with me

and as a fictional character i come with a clean slate

brainwiped

i am so computer illiterate -
i am still looking for the "any" key
(as in "press any key to continue")

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i googled this tother day

at least i know where to get a hand job ifn i need one

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i wondered what to do with my remaining time..

i thort i might be an animal activist

cos i hate what man(kind ?) is doing to animals...

i searched websites but they were all about public relations and donations..

i was looking for a site which said:

meet me on the corner of Slaughter St

and Torture Lane at Midnight...

remember to wear black and bring your balaclava....

f*ck agribusiness...

what they are doing is not just wicked..

it is evil

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i met a ninety year old lady at the bus stop yesterday...

she confided in me that most of the people in the street were not human beings at all

but animals just pretending to be human...!

fair comment i thought...

been that...done there

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perhaps its about time we called the Miss Worlds to account

for years they have been asking for World Peace

and what have we got :

rwanda...iraq...sudan...afghanistan...

...

if you cant hack the dreams
dont do the cheese

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according to deathclock.com

my personal date with death is

Friday, September 23, 2016

find out your date with destiny here

deathclock.com

...

Grow your own dope, plant a man.

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countries which are trying to control what their citizens read and do online

include China, Vietnam, Iran, Cuba, Saudi Arabia and Uzbekistan.

 source:  www.rsf.org

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i believe that everyone should be free

to believe whatever makes them happy...

if people need to believe in primitive superstitions

such as yer jesus..yer mohammed..yer moses...yer krishna etc etc

then they should be free to do so...

however i dont believe that they have any right

to impose these beliefs on others..!

and as for those people who use god to justify

vicious and unthinkable acts of cruelty visited upon the innocent..

why, they should go and meet their god as soon as possible..!

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i found this info on page ten of my newspaper recently

i thought it would be page one news with banner headlines..!

Dark Matter

4 percent of our universe is matter as we know it – solid objects, the air around us and even light.

 Another 21 percent is Dark Matter (seen here)

but that leaves a huge 75 percent still a mystery.
which we call Dark Energy

(not seen here)

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i have found out how to make my opinion on anything whatever

into the undisputed truth..!

just preface your remarks with one of the following..

" it is generally known that..."

" it is common knowledge that.."

" it is a well known fact that.."

" many people believe that.."

" it is often said that.."

and voila...suddenly your opinion is an undisputed truth...!

its good to have an open mind
but not so open that your brain falls out

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how to be happy

when my counsellor told me she could tell me how to be happy

i just laughed at her...

you mean that you can tell me the secret 

that men have been searching for thousands of years ?

yes, she said, its proven !

i laughed again because it reminded me of those ads

that think its enough to say 'its proven'

without supplying any reference whatsoever...

okay i said..let me have it...

it is very simple to be happy, she said,

just keep busy doing something you like..!!!

you know what..?..it works..!

I'm fine, I'm fine,
its just the universe around me that is collapsing

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ten things to think about

This is it.!

there are no rehearsals or preparations...

your life is up and running

there is no way that you can get everything you want

you may satisfy some of your needs

but you will always feel some dissatisfaction

you cannot completely control or own anything, particularly people

everything is temporary and everything changes...

get used to it..!

nobody is stronger or weaker than anyone else...

we are all made up of a collection of strengths and weaknesses

all important decisions are made on the basis of limited information...

everything has an element of risk

all lifes important battles are fought within ourselves

you are responsible for everything you do...

no excuses are acceptable

we all make mistakes..

we are all selfish..cheating..vain..greedy and tell lies

we are all human...nobody is perfect...

learn to forgive yourself and accept your human failings

we are all free to do whatever we like...

all we have to do is face the consequences

the world is not always just or fair...

being good offers no guarantee of a happy outcome...

get over it !

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civilisation seems a bit like those islands

made from birdshit in the west indies

we come into this world and pass from it

leaving if we are lucky some deposit of shit

which will make the island bigger..!

( give me ambiguity or give me something else )

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Blood Moon - Sydney 28 8 07

watched the moon being swallowed by the earths shadow

it was like Mars suddenly decided to visit

better than tv..!

time is what stops everything from happening at once

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the Five Stages of Grief

1 Denial 2 Bargaining 3 Anger 4 Depression 5 Acceptance

the last four are for people who are no good at Denial

if they were  they wouldnt need the other four

would they?

Denial - a river in egypt

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I had an apocalypse the other day

no, that cant be right, an apocrypha.?

no, an epiphany..

yes,  that's it. an epiphany..!

i realised that ive spent my whole life believing that mankind was 

generous honourable honest and benevolent

when in fact i would have been more realistic to assume

the opposite

on the other hand

would that have made my life any better ? probably richer

but happier ? somehow i doubt it

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it is all true...it is all false....

the stage on which this drama is played out

sit by the river for long enough

and the bodies of your enemies will float by...